zooeyglass-zorba:

August 2014: Moon Calendar
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obeytheprophecy:

▲ obey the prophecy ▲ the door to wonderland
"We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That is who we really are."
-Sirius Black to Harry Potter, ‘Order of the Phoenix’ by J.K. Rowling 


#tbt #oneofmyfavselfportraits #sepia #harrypotter #siriusblack #bookworm #bookquote #orderofthephoenix #tagsforlikes #indie #gryffindor #slytherin #ravenclaw #hufflepuff
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#tbt to 2011 when @sarassmooth took this of me


#pride #old #beanies #indie
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Heavy work day. No makeup, torn jeans, lose shirt, messy hair. I literally made an entire pot of coffee. Right now is a break. IB kids are pros at procrastinating. 

#ibkids #senior #pinkfloyd #tagsforlikes #school #coffee #essay #writing #torn #glasses #tagsforlikes #indie #work #follow #procrastinating
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"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

well if you cut on the back of your arm or leg, one there are many arteries than could be hit, and two, you’re going to look fucking stupid hanging your arm or leg over something. it’s quick, fast and the simplest way to do it. 

next, you are still likely to fall over and be hanging upside down trying to get yourself back up on whatever you are trying to cross. lay completely flat and pull yourself like you would if you were vertical and climbing a rope.

iv’s are uncomfortable stfu

a broadsword might be convenient stfu

smashing through windows is more dramatic and easier to smash through than a damn door

you could still get shot running in a zig-zag way. yeah you are trying to dodge bullets but their aims aren’t straight so you are probably more likely to get shot.

maybe they don’t have fingerprints. people burn theirs off all the time.

well, you could two steps to the side, but with your back turned, you aren’t paying attention and have the chance of getting hit by something behind you.

herondales-shadowhunter:

This is me.. m
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silly-luv:

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this still makes me laugh
@sarassmooth @ee.v.aa 

#whiteboys #lesbian #lgbt #leo #gay #facebook #message #flirt #boys #laugh #tagsforlikes #okay
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darlinghogwarts:

darlinghogwarts:

Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

IMAGINE DRACO/RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS

hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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